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No Sex Today Sad Figure T-Shirt | Relationship funny quote
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This lightweight jersey tee carries a quiet, wry relationship funny quote
“No sex today” paired with a small, sorrowful figure—meant for the person who shows up with honesty and a little dark humor. Wear it on slow mornings, ramen-and-movie nights, or after a long commute when you need to signal boundaries without a fuss. The soft Airlume cotton feels gentle against the skin while the fitted crew neck and retail cut keep the silhouette tidy under a jacket or over a hoodie. It reads like a wink to friends who understand introverted recovery days, breakup-detox rituals, or the general need to guard one’s energy. Subtle sleeve and neck printing keeps the look clean and intentional rather than shouty. This tee is for those who prefer blunt, human truth wrapped in comfortable, well-made fabric.
Our Shirts are made to order specially for you. Because of this reason we don’t accept returns or exchanges. Please check our color and size information before you place your order. If you have any questions, please send us a message to clarify sizing or colors.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams for lasting shape and easy layering
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and preserve structure
- DTF/DTG-printed graphic and sleeve/neck details for crisp, vibrant design
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured with fair-labor certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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