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No Horses Today Tee — Funny Equestrian Gift for Riders
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This soft, lightweight tee carries a wry little message for riders who need a day off from the barn: “No Horses Today — Sad Guy.” It sits light on the shoulders and moves with you during slow mornings and quiet afternoons. Picture a chilly coffee in hand, tack put away, and this shirt on — an honest, slightly-grumpy companion that reads like a private joke to fellow equestrians. The muted design works with worn jeans or tidy breeches, and the breathable Airlume cotton keeps you comfortable whether you’re running errands or lounging after a lesson. It holds its shape thanks to side seams and shoulder tape, and the ribbed collar keeps the neckline neat after repeated wear. Subtle sleeve and neck-printing details keep the look clean and crisp without overpowering the understated message. This shirt speaks to riders who know the rhythm of stable life and occasionally need to admit aloud: not today.
Our Shirts are made to order specially for you. Because of this reason we don’t accept returns or exchanges. Please check our color and size information before you place your order. If you have any questions, please send us a message to clarify sizing or colors.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elastic, lasting neckline
- High-quality sleeve and neck printing (DTF/DTG) for crisp, vibrant detail
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; made in Honduras with ethical manufacturing standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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